phashionparty:

• SAYING ‘CLAG’ AS IN ‘CLAG GLUE’ INSTEAD OF ‘SWAG’
• ALL SHADES OF GREEN, INCLUDING VOMIT
• SMELLING GOOD EVEN WHEN SMELLING BAD
• DICHOTOMY
• HAVING A LARGE COLLECTION OF WIGS
• SOCK BUNS
• WRITING ‘GET FUCKED’ ET AL ON YOUR SHOES, PARTICULARLY WEDGES
• WEDGES WITH FLOATY DRESSES THAT ATTRACT BOYS… KIDDING
• THE SECONDARY COLOUR WHEEL
• BEING AMBIGUOUS - MAYBE
• THOSE TWO SAILOR SCOUTS THAT WERE GAY EXCEPT WHEN ONE OF THEM WAS SOMETIMES A DUDE?
• IDENTITY POLITICS
• CHANNELLING KANYE
• CHANEL-ING KANYE
• DIRGES

Did you lose a toof?

Yeah bro